Goon (2012)

Posted: June 23, 2012 in Uncategorized

Cut The Crap Movie Reviews

VERDICT:
6/10 Sin Bins

Sure ain’t Slap Shot, but it sure has charm.

Goon is about a super nice, simple-minded guy living in a dead-end town with a dead-end job bouncing the graveyard shift at a dead-end bar. He tries to make his family proud, but alas, you gotta have brains to be a doctor. Then one fateful night, he goes to a hockey game where his BFF starts running his mouth to one of the players, thus compelling the said player to jump the glass with the intent of physically shutting said mouth. Not one to stand by and watch his BFF eat his own teeth, the bouncer intervenes, effortlessly beats the tar out of the player, and becomes the night’s main attraction. The next day, he gets a call from the opposing team’s coach and, despite having the skating abilities of a one-legged horse, gets drafted for…

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