Posted: June 8, 2012 in Uncategorized

“What would you hide to protect your family?” Deep shit right there.

Cut The Crap Movie Reviews

VERDICT:
4/10 Sticky Bandits

Not as bad as having your head wrapped in duct tape, but it’s still no picnic.

Contraband starts with a kid on a routine smuggling job, a job that unfortunately goes South and  forces him to dump a whole bunch of cocaine into the ocean instead of, you know, delivering it to dry land. As you can imagine, cocaine’s kinda hard to snort underwater, so when the kid breaks the news to his pusher, he gets himself a complimentary trip to the hospital. So in steps the kid’s uncle (a notorious ex-smuggler himself) to save the day. Since the kid’s broke as a joke and no one else has an extra $700K they’re looking to get rid of, his uncle starts getting the band back together to pull one last job before calling it quits for good. The stakes are high, and they might not make…

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